Two cats. Endless hairballs.
Excellent coworkers if you don't need your keyboard between 2–4pm.
Certified plant killer.
I don't buy houseplants anymore. It's kinder for everyone involved.
Outdoor enthusiast.
Owns enough camping gear to survive an apocalypse or start a small sporting goods store.
Professional game night host.
Unofficial rules lawyer. Will absolutely gloat if I win Ticket to Ride.
Reading at unsafe speeds.
200 pages an hour. Started with Stephen King. Ended up everywhere.
Owns 161 days of music. 0 streams.
No genre is off limits. The shuffle would confuse most people.
Open world game enthusiast.
I paid for the whole map, and I'm going to see the whole map.
Yarn hoarder.
Emotional support knitting bag included. Currently mid-hat. There are seventeen more planned.
Professional binge watcher.
K-dramas, C-dramas. No episode limits. Just four-day disappearances.
3D printer owner with no self-control.
Mostly making fan merch and containers for other containers.
Four generations of Disneyland employees.
I'm the only one who shows up without a name tag.
Addicted to castles.
Perpetually stuck between having the money or the time — never both.